An introduction to fines
Fines have been a long standing tradition within the Society. Starting on day one and still going strong, we say , if you see it.
YOU NOTE IT DOWN!, even if you imagine it, YOU STILL NOTE IT DOWN, all mishaps be it real or bending the truth very slightly get added to the list!!!.
This all this adds up to hilarious fun being had by all, peoples pockets might be quickly emptied of change, but nobody minds as all proceeds go to our chosen charity!
Each and every mentioned fine adds up to a £1! The brave might appeal the supposed crime, but miscreants beware, a failure to win your appeal will result in the fine being doubled!.. and guess what , to date there has been not one winner of an appeal in the society's history!!!! STRANGE THAT. . I WONDER WHY?
KICKING OFF THE 2008 FINES TO GIVE YOU A TASTE
Our lovely 'Mr only the lonely' watson, turned up at our ladies night function dressed in?
How much did he pay for that suit?? Well it was a lot of money. Even so, no matter how sharply dressed.. it still didnt help lonely capture a lady brave enough to come with him!...I.ve cleaned that up a bit. He of course got fined for not having a date!! |